2019 Week 16

Packers 21 Duh Bears 33  

“With a final surge, I pulled everything I had left from the now stained, yet glorious, tundra. Staggering to my feet, I reeled and swayed in a gnarly yet determined ascent. I wiped the foul sludgy concoction of mud, grass, blood, sweat, snot, saliva, and shit from my face and gazed down at Duh Bear in the Throes of Death. I knew that I had killed him long before he actually fell for the final time. In his bestial majesty, he continued to fight until the last, and actually could’ve “evened the score” with a desperate lunge that barely missed my vitals. The account settled, I rejoiced in an incredible feeling of being alive. Soaking in the sights, the smells, the sounds, the feeling, and of course the tastes of the moment, I was in a Nirvana-like symbiosis of Peaceful Invigoration. Nothing else mattered, and never could in such a moment, before, after, good, bad, Godly or heathen…”-Excerpt from Slaying Duh Bear

2019 Week 15

Packers 20 Skins 15 

This is not going to be a typical game recap.  Just so you know.  The reason for this isn’t anything the Packers did or didn’t do.  It’s going to be about one of their opposing players this past weekend.  Adrian Peterson.  Peterson was a physical freak in college and in the NFL.  He was consistently at the top of the yardage gained by running backs except for one season and even that showed him as a freak.  He tore his ACL, and MCL in week 12 of the 2011 season.  Normally it takes a full year to return to competition and playing.  Peterson was ready week 1 of the 2012 season and hung 84 yards and 2 touchdowns on the Jaguars. 

2019 Week 14

Packers 31 NJ Giants 13 

Well, it was a pretty good Thanksgiving weekend for me as far as sports went.  Thursday’s Lyins/bears game was a wash with no real clear winner or loser as far as I was concerned.  Saturday saw Badgers get the axe from Minisoda and a chance to play Ohio State this Saturday for the Big10 championship, worst case scenario is Badger are in the Rosebowl. 

2019 Week 13

Packers 8 Santa Clara 37 

“The gap is…not ability, it’s not talent, it’s execution. On paper and lining up we feel really good about our squad against anybody. But execution is the main divider”- Aaron Rodgers on where the Packers stand after the SF blowout

“Offensively I’ve gotta take the lead and get hot in December here”-Rodgers on the remaining Five games

2019 Week 12

Packers vs Santa Clara 

It’s a great opportunity…you don’t want it to go down the gutter” - S Adrian Amos on the team’s position going into SF

“The way we look at it, were going to have to win there one time…It’d be nice to get it done this week” - QB Aaron Rodgers on the likely playoff picture

“Remember, I hold the power to take you at any time from the Packer Bits to the Obit's”-Leaked from an internal Packer ‘Bits memorandum purported to be from “The Editor” men-acingly threatening unknown staff writer(s)