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WHAT THE FLYING CHEESE CURD HAPPENED???
38-3???
We all had high hopes for our opening game. Unfortunately, it was a horrible game!
WHAT THE FLYING CHEESE CURD HAPPENED???
38-3???
We all had high hopes for our opening game. Unfortunately, it was a horrible game!
Well, the offseason drama is over and our parodical son has returned. I’m referring to Randall Cobb, who did you think I was talking about? Officially, Cobb is back to help his friend and our new draftee Amari Rodgers learn what it takes to make it in the NFL. Unofficially, it was a request of our new personnel director, Aaron Charles Rodgers.
Matt Lefleur should be struck about the head and shoulders with a rubber hose several times. You’ve got a little over 2 minutes left in the game, 3rd and goal, you don’t make it (Aaron should’ve run and could’ve probably made it in, he’s faster than Jason Pierre-Pau), and you kick a field goal instead of running it? A.J. Dillon was running into the line and dragging Bucs with him gaining 7 yards! But no, you kick a field goal and give the ball to Tom Brady, who’s an expert at killing the clock.
The stage lights are dark and the curtain drops on Act 2 of SB55. As expected (because we Bleed Green) our hero and his team live to play a part in Act 3. We are written into Scene 1 along with an aging actor Tommy Bay, his sup-porting cast and their director Bruce Arians, who looks like he was released from the ER only if he wore all his monitors during the game.
Very Superstitious Writing on the Wall!! Looks like it says, “Go Pack! GO!!”
Anyone who knows me well, knows I’m superstitious like a spooky old lady when it comes to Game day. Now keep in mind, I inspect Nuclear Power Plants for a living, I have stood on top of a reactor at Full Power. Let me tell you about Super(stitious) Sundays.
I so want to be a fan of MVS. I mean that seriously. I like his speed, his size, he can run routes well. But THOSE HANDS!! When he’s in a high-light on Good Morning Football, the hosts do a sing-song on his voice “MarQUEZ ValDEZ Scant-ling!” I think it’s kinda catchy! When he is on the highlight reel, it’s a treat to watch. It’s a lot like watching Jermichael Finley though. You never knew what you were going to get with him though. The ball would hit him in the hands and drop to the turf. Roberto Duran the boxer used to be known as Manos de Piedra, Hands of Stone.
Before I start about the Packer game, Let me say a few words about the Badgers. Final Score UW 42 ~ Wake Forest 28. To those that watched that game, it was one of the wackiest bowl game ever. First we spotted them 14 points before tying the score at halftime. We didn’t get the lead until 1:20 left in the 3rd. Wake Forest had 518 total yards to our 266 yet we held a 7:44 edge in time of pos-session. The reason for the UW victory? 4 INT’s by UW with a total of 176 return yards, netting TD drives of 9, 2 & 3 yards. Then to be true to the year that is 2020, the crystal football atop the “Duke Mayonnaise Trophy” comes loose in the locker room, crashing into infinite pieces.